Funny Happy Birthday Messages Quotes Ever for a Friend

Happy Birthday Messages Funny for a Friend!!! Friendship is forever and friends are ever lasting if the friendship is unconditional. It is said by one the great philosophers that “The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it” such is the importance of friend in one’s life. On this special day, when it is the birthday of your true friend. You would plan to gift something very surprising and unique to him/her to acknowledge how special and important their existence is for you. Besides this, you would even share few impressive funny birthday wishes. For this purpose, you would surf the web for happy birthday messages funny for a friend, happy birthday messages funny quotes, funny happy birthday message ever etc.

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Happy Birthday Messages Funny for a Friend

My dear friend another year has gone, but unfortunately that doesn’t mean you’ve become any wiser.
OMG the room is getting hotter! Please call the fire department or blow these candles before it gets on fire.
On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.
In all the times and in all the lands there has never been a better backyard barbecue chef than you. I don’t mean that to be a hint about how you should celebrate your birthday. Okay, it is.
Happy Birthday to my wild and crazy friend. Thanks for keeping all of the adults busy with your antics when we were kids so that I never was punished!
Don’t worry about getting so old. I will have the fire extinguisher ready in case your birthday cake gets out of control. Love you my ancient friend!
For your birthday this year, I hope you don’t mind if we avoid the fire hazard of so many candles and use electronic candles, instead.
I promise I won’t reveal your age to anyone at the party, but we should probably light your cake outdoors in case the candles catch fire.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m forever thankful for a friend like you! I hope these Birthday wishes put a smile on your face!
No wise man ever wished to be any younger than he was.
May you live as long as you want to, and want to as long as you live.
May you live to be old and toothless.
Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
My birthday gift to you is the call to the fire department when you blow out your candles. You’re welcome!
My friend got me a fossil. It reminded me of someone who has a birthday today. Three guesses who!
On your birthday, here are some words of wisdom: smile while you still have teeth! Congratulations!
One more year of existence down the drain. Happy Birthday!
What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!
I promise not to tell anyone how old you are this year. Since we grew up together, doing that would give away my age, too.
You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!
For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?
I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.
I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”
One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.
You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.
So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.
People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.
So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.
I wish you to have an extremely happy birthday! As a friend, you‘re not precious – you are priceless to me!
A birthday is a time for you to relax and enjoy, my friend.
We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year, but quickly ran out of space. Happy Birthday!
One of the best pieces of advice in life is “you have to appreciate the little things”. That said, I know that spotting little things is easier said than done at your age! Happy Birthday!

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Happy Birthday Messages Funny Quotes

Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.
Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.
Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.
It’s always very nice to be young, but allows you get to older every year. Don’t worry, just enjoy.
Don’t blow the candles, the fire department is on their way to do this job.
It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.
It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!
Congratulations for your sweet smile. Though you don’t have all your teeth, but yet it’s sweet like always.
People often believe that good things don’t last long. So, I guess you are a bad ass!
You may look old, but your heart is evergreen. You are only twenty if we count the age of your heart. Live as long as you wish.
Happy birthday dear. Another birthday means one step closer to the end of life.
The best secret that is yet to be revealed is your true age.
Though it’s obvious to grow old, but it’s optional to grow up.
I wanted to put candles on the cake, but it is hard to put that many on it and I ran out of space. Happy Birthday to my favorite person!
Special people are rare … I am so lucky I met you! Happy Birthday from the bottom of my heart!
May you have a healthy year, and because you do not have heat in your house, I wish you a warm Happy Birthday!
Have a fabulous day today, and remember: you cannot have sex just yet; you will need the energy to blow off your candles.
Birthdays are a time of family and friends. Maybe you’ll get some next year.
I wanted to invite your friends this year, but than I realized they are all mine. Happy B-day anyway.
Wishing you a special day from your family. We will buy you something next year.
We wanted to buy you something this year, but our budget wouldn’t allow it. So this card will have to do.
The warmest birthday wishes to a person who makes my life much more colorful! Let‘s make this day a rocking one, buddy!
I am so grateful for all the precious memories that we create together. Let‘s have some magical time tonight as well!
It‘s a true blessing to have a great friend like you and I wish you all the most wonderful things that can be in this world!
One day I made a wish to have a true friend for all the good and the bad times. My wish came true when I met you. Heartfelt wishes to my amazing friend!
Happy birthday. Don’t be sad you’re a year older. Keep your chin up…if you can! Well, you know what I mean.
Happy birthday! At our age, I don’t know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we’re lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
Happy birthday! At this point in your life, you should really think of making a new start. You should really start lying about your age.
Happy birthday. I guess we’ve reached the age when every compliment we get is typically accompanied by “for someone your age.”
Yes, you’re getting older and wrinklier every day, but it could be worse…you could still have an acne problem! Happy birthday!
Stop having so many birthdays! Seriously, each year it gets more difficult to find you a gift.
When I think of the word youth, I think of you. That’s because the word “you” is contained in the word “youth.” I hope you are feeling youthful on your birthday.
No one holds a candle to you on your birthday. That’s because you’re probably already hot from all the candles on your cake.
I’ve decided to switch my vote from the (Republican/Democratic) party to your birthday party.

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Funny Happy Birthday Message Ever

Usually wisdom comes along with age. It look like you haven’t reach that age yet, happy birthday!
I am going to tell you one secret – as far as I know you today you are the oldest, so let’s celebrate that!
It’s freezing today and it is so good that your birthday cake with all the candles brings much more warmth than the fireplace!
Lately it turned out that birthdays are good for your health. Research has showed that those people who have most of them, live the longest.
On your day as a birthday present I want to give you joy, love, friendship, wisdom and lots of other things that cost nothing!
On birthdays kids wish to be older, adults – to be younger.
On your birthday I wish you to be as lucky as a gnat in a nudist colony.
I will stand and hold my breath until you promise to have a fantastic Happy Birthday. Please, please promise quickly!
On this birthday, I am advising you to smile as much as possible because in the next you may not have all these teeth. Happy birthday to my old friend!
For the world, it’s just an ordinary day, but for me, oh my friend! This is the best day of the year. Wishing you a happy and colorful birthday!
It is not necessary to tell a best friend that they are the closest, best friend. So, I am not telling you. Enjoy your birthday.
I know the value of an old friend is not measurable. I know the help and companionship which I got from you is priceless. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!
Today it is time to tell you that I have forgotten when you became family to me. Happy birthday, my dearest friend!
A friend is always valuable but a best friend’s value cannot be counted. So, I cannot tell you how valuable you are to me. Enjoy the day today!
Oh, your another birthday has arrived? But it really seems only yesterday that you were a whole year younger! God bless you, Buddy!
Birthdays give us the opportunities to stop and appreciate all the beautiful things we have been Blessed with.
Jolly, lovely and most important day of my life – Your birthday.
Totally cool, really fantastic, wonderful, exciting, majorly awesome, rocking of you. Keep this spirit for the rest of your life.
May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!
Take a day off to celebrate you birthday. Take a year off and tell people you are younger. Happy Birthday.
You are my friend. You are always there for me, supporting me, encouraging me , listening to me and all those other things that friends do. Happy Birthday Friend.
Some people get wiser with age. Some people get richer with age. But everybody gets older with age. So good luck on the other two & Happy Birthday!